Talk to The finger! No really, it's ringing.

They call it Technojewelry. They being of course the keepers of the gadget flame, Engadget.

This is slightly less invasive than the speaker skull I heard about a few years ago. Basically a Cochlear implant, a non-implant version is available in Japan now (go figure).

This is redefines, 'crafty'.

This is a crochet Vagina tampon bag. Becki Lee, the woman behind the needles at Crochetmycrotch.com calls it, "The World's Least Subtle Tampon Case."

I think it's pure genius.

Walmart should be carrying these, they're way cooler than that Billy the Talking Bass (not to mention useful).

I'm not a woman or a pothead, but if I were. I'd keep my weed and my dry-weave in there.

I can't even type I'm laughing so hard.
That is one funny orafice!

oh, jesus!

She need to crochet a cock-shaped dildo cozie. I hope she's working on it.

IF you like things like this, you'll love everything you find at Crafalicious!.

It's all the fun crafty stuff, but with an odd, I'm cross-stiching "a home sweet burning orphanage", kind a way.

Girls, I'm Sorry, But James Dean Is Dead...oh and Gay.

Not gay like happy, but gay like Rock Hudson.

According to this article in the Guarrdian, James Dean was obviously a gay man. Not that it makes a difference, but I'm sure thousands of teenaged girls are crushed. These are the girls that fall in love with James Dean, John Lennon, and Jim Morrison when they're 15.

The fact that these men are dead don't seem to dissuade these corpse loving teeny boppers. But now that James Dean is both Dead AND Gay. Well, it's going to be just a little bit harder for the girls to justifiy their infatuation with this dead boy.

Run Bitch, I need To Watch Some Cartoons.

Thanks to technology, big brothers can use younger sibblings to get their Pokemon fix.

This Article shows a new invention which limits a child's tv time to the amount of steps the young couch spud took during the day.

which quickly will cause older brothers to force their sibblings to run on treadmills so they can sit around and watch Jackass!

Unhappy Slap

England's teens not mature enough for camera phones. They call is 'happy slapping.' Basically you run up and slap some random person, while your friends take a picture of the act with a camera phone.

Recently, a cancer patient had her head repeatedly slaped as the teens chanted, "slaphead, slaphead."

The real problem about this teenaged fad is when one of these kids slaps the wrong guy, that beats the crap out of, or stabs the kid.

Then, the real legal problems start.

My Backpack's Got Jets.

M.C. Chris. He's got dope ass ryhmes about Star Wars and Robot tussin.
Click on the link, go to Store, and click on the Album in the upper righthand corner that looks like Bobba Fett. It's got a rap called Fett's Vett. Good stuff.

My backpack's also got a blast from the past.

This site has got a sweet Speak n' Spell Emulator. Play and Learn like you used to before you knew what retro meant.

Man you were cool in your member's only jacket, playing on the Speak n' spell and looking at your Garbage Pail kids. It's been a long downhill slide ever since.

Have Lots of Freetime and Love Star Wars?

Now that all the standing in line is over, you can now get back to your broadband internet connection and do more of nothings than ever before. And is reading Darth Vader's Blog, The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster, isn't a good waste of time, then I'm a freakin' Ewok.

Highlights from the Blog

-Keep On Darthin' In The Free World.

-Ewok Cook-Out

May The Farm Be With You.

If found this via ADrants. It's a video for organic produce called...wait for it...wait for it...Store Wars. And it's got talking cuccumbers, and wookie broccoli—making it a must see.

If this viral campaign doesn't do well, especially with Return of The Blith coming out this week, then my entire childhood seems like a waste.

This was brought to us by the people (freerangestudios) behind The Meatrix.

Mulligans, and the hamdog

The Hamdog. A Mythically, world where grease reaches its pinnacle.



This a hot dog wrapped in a beef patty. Then deep fried, covered with chili, cheese and onions, topped with a fried egg, and ultimately served on a bun.

Yeah, it's health food.

But I recently learned of a new addition to the Mulligan menu.



Yep, that's a big ass bacon and cheese covered burger, between a grill bun. What did you say, oh...the bun is a Krispy Kreme Donut!

Your colon will never see what hit it.

Mulligans is located at 30 East Lake Dr. Decatur, Georgia 30030.

Here's a map to the nearest hospital: Dekalb Medical Center

Newsweek, wrong or scared?

from bagnewsnotes.



As the debate in journalism rages about unattributed sources, as those referenced in the scathing article (now retracted) in Newsweek, which caused so much violence last week (see Koran Blue in last week's Party Primer.

"...among the previously unreported cases, sources tell NEWSWEEK: interrogators, in an attempt to rattle suspects, flushed a Qur'an down a toilet and led a detainee around with a collar and dog leash. An Army spokesman confirms that 10 Gitmo interrogators have already been disciplined for mistreating prisoners, including one woman who took off her top, rubbed her finger through a detainee's hair and sat on the detainee's lap. (New details of sexual abuse—including an instance in which a female interrogator allegedly wiped her red-stained hand on a detainee's face, telling him it was her menstrual blood—are also in a new book to be published this week by a former Gitmo translator.)".

Tim Porter's First Draft has excellent coverage of journalism and its loss of credibility over the unrestrained use of such anonymous sources.

I haven't had the chance to fully digest every bit of this story yet, but I'm wondering why Pentagon Officials, read and okayed the NEWSWEEK story, only to have the credibility of the story called into question, AFTER Arab/US relationships go to complete shit.

If the Pentagon wasn't shocked and outraged by the mere insinuation that this could happen then that's just as frightening as what was reported to have occurred.

I feel the powers that be have egg on their face, see Osama smiling in his cave over this MAJOR fucking setback in US/Arab relations, and are bringing their FULL influence to bare on Newsweek.

This retracted article emphasizes every crappy thing we've done (and face it, we'll do even more, because we have complete fuck heads running around out there with guns). But the press isn't supposed to be the FUCKING PR agency of the USA.

Stop pointing fingers at Newsweek and start NOT FUCKING WITH YOUR Prisoners. It's bad enough we keep them on a base on someone else's country just so we don't have to give them any rights. But STOP rubbing menstrual blood on their faces and shit.

Come the fuck on. They've been in a cage for a few years, they're not up to date on where all their Terrorist Camp Class of '99 classmates are!

Save Toby Before The Fame Gets To Him and He Starts A $10,000 a day Coke Habit.

Is it a prank?




Or just a profitable rip off of the infamous National Lampoon magazine cover.


No points for originallity by being on the internet either. According to various sources. There was a similar site in Europe awhile back about a bunny named Bernd. It spawned a few Free Bernd sites, including this one which, according to the muesum of hoaxes, (I must rely on their insight because the site's in german and Anja is out of town) a few well armed club girls we're planning an armed rescue of the rabbit.
side note to P.C. friends, one of them looks alarmingly like Crazy Rachel

The Urbanlegends site (see link "Is it a prank?"), has followed the money trail and insists that paypal isn't helping their cause anymore, but the pages has been updated to sell more shirts and I'm sure any shortcommings from the loss of a paypal account is more than overcome by the fat check from Google Ads they're sure to get.

So even if it's perfectly legal to eat your own rabbit, it pays to brag about it for a few months before you do it.

I for one, say that the money raised should be used to open a chain of bunny meat restuarants across the U.S.
Toby's Place would become THE hottests, and most ironic place to eat. They'd become fucking Billgillionaires...and Toby could escape into hidding and live on a mountain of coke, fucking starlets all day long.

What Will You Look Like, In 40 Years?

I, will look pretty much the same, but I'll be wearing more expensive leather.
HOW OLD WILL I LOOK IN 40 YEARS?

It's always a sad story to see someone still clinging onto their dreams after all those
years. Look, you weren't tough enough to get into that motorcycle gang when you
were younger, and this really isn't going to make you feel better. Let it go...click here to take the test!

The 5th and a half state

short-schrift

dailykos

What I'd do, only better

There's a genocide going o, in case if your forgot

homebase to find the future of news. Googlezon

Smart words from the ivory tower

Ah, the press, which I'm now loosely a member of.

At best I try not to inform, but to examine, and hopefully articulate my analysis of what the facts could mean. What the world can do.



Such as...

I was thinking today on the train how the world hates America. But it's not that they hate us, as much as they're afraid of losing themselves. Western democracy and capitalist ideals are as much a religion to American's as anything concerning God.

We have complete, unwaivering faith in the ultimate good of freedom and free-enterprise.

We're willing to forfiet cultural identity, and ethnic isolationism if it hinders the progress of freedom of choice. Especially when that choice involves what I can or can not buy (except for drugs and services like abortion, American's on both sides of the political divide believe in the opportunities afforded by free and open markets).

But that doesn't mean it's the best system for the rest of the world (despite of how benifical it would be for the US to have an entire world of free consumers).

What I propose as a step towards dissuading the fears of those who believe our hegmonic culture will assimulate theirs is to embrace theirs.

If Western Culture adopts more from the rich and vibrant cultures we pollute with fast-food and enslave for cheap labor, maybe the word wouldn't see us as one giant peach colored blob of culturally deficent lard-asses.

Before I continue, let me state. I know this won't save the world. In fact, if done in the wrong spirit it could appear like we're treating other cultures like spoiled children we must placate. All I'm saying is, if they're afraid rap music and a pair of jeans is the first step to erasing their culture from future generations (which it can), then let's embrace world culture with something more than a token booth at Epcot.

STEP ONE:
Hats


If some boy in Saudi Arabia is caught by his parents sneaking a little too much MTV, but his parents see the fly girls dancing in a traditional Afghani pokol, well maybe American culture isn't so bad.

STEP TWO:
Iraqi movies
Place Iraqi actors on the big screen. In fact, tell some of their traditional stories besides the one where Mork is a genie. I doubt that's how the original goes.



STEP THREE:
Stop running shows that sound like we're promoting the US as a hethen religion. What show(s) might I be refering to...American False Idol. Hmm, when you think about it, we vote for just another pop star to ruin anything true and culturaly valid in our country. Thank you FOX.

Too Funny For TV

You haven't seen a guy kicked in the nuts, until you see these guys, kicked in the nuts.

Party Primer Update

Black Holes To Ruin Everything In A Galaxy Far Far Away.
Long Ago, in A Galaxy Far Far Away Stars Died. This week, scientists found their rotting corpses, nuetron stars, colliding and forming a Black Hole. Professor Josh Bloom, of the University of California, US, told the BBC News website, "It's incredibly exciting. It's what we've been waiting for for years." Professor Bloom then put back on his Wookie mask, and went to meet his friends already in line for this weekends release of Star Wars.

Egyptians Might Get More Choices
May 25th marks a refrendum in Egypt to allow more than one candidate to stand in presidential elections. We should warn them about butterfly ballots, before someone in Florida tries to sell them a bunch for real cheap.

I'm Going Global With This Baby!

According to my new handy sitemeter thing, I've noticed that I'm getting visitors from all over the globe (technically, two other timezones, but it's a start).

I'd like to take this global platform to extol the virtues of Boron Industries. Boron is a diverse company of staggering influence. At this junction I'd like to delve into one of it's most beloved divisions. Namely, the finest apparel customizer on the planet, The Saucebox Finery.

Home of the infamous, Rhodesion Ridgeback shirts.

And other such cosmopolitan finery.

Here's one of the fine, upstanding craftsmen who run the Saucebox Finery.


Look, he's holding a glass of fine wine, quite worldly. Global even.

More Breweries Are Cashing in on the Pope.

Pope Beer

Here's my new label in honor of Pope Benny's fond love of the blessed marriage of yeast, hops, and barley.



This weeken, knock a few back for the Holy See. Until you see multiple Popes—Like the Great Schism, but just in your head.

Robot Sex

Self Replicating Robots

Manga Head Madness

Now with a little help from science you can have the asymmetrical hairstyle of your favorite 2D samurai/demon from the future/underworld.

Screw physics, you've got product.

Just in time for your summerAnime Festival.

The Party Primer

This week I'm adding more content! Just what you were looking for right? So, for now on, every Thursday I'll post the "Party Primer."
It's a quick way for those of us too busy to keep up with the world, to get all the ammunition we need for any current events conversations that we stumble into at a party this weekend.

Now you can look as well read as you are well...busy.

High Brow

North Korea, really trying to fuck shit up
Well, lookie here. North Korea is still pissed off that the Middle East gets all the attention. Kim Jong Il, is doing all he can to raise his stature as Supreme Annoyer of the Free World. Fidel isn't complaining about being out of the limelight, but Kim's over there pulling uranium rods out of reactors and waving them defiantly under the nuclear watchdog's noses.
In the New York Times today they experts claim that the 8,000 spent fuel rods that N. Korea claims to have removed could only produce 1-3 more warheads. Yes, you read that correctly, "Only" they say, like a warhead's a fucking pack of sparklers. I guess if ONLY one of them goes off, it might ONLY kill some people. And they'll be ONLY dead.
But what really gets me is the superiority complex these "experts" have. Besides their nonchalant dismissal of a measly three more warheads, the Times says, "their suspicions were aroused because by leaving the rods inside the reactor for another year, North Korea could have obtained a much better yield of weapons fuel." James Brooke at the Times quotes an unnamed source as saying, "There is a lot of symbolism and taunting here."
Really? No fucking shit there's some taunting and symbolism here. They're fucking rods, right. They're big huge radioactive phallic symbols, and N. Korea is pointing them towards our mother's anus.

Apple Tablet
To writers this is one step away to digital heaven. Apple has submitted for a patent for a Tablet Mac. Rad.
What I hope the folks at Apple figure out next is the iTome, some form of e-ink powered book version of the iPod. Download from iLibrary an entire bookstore worth of books. That's be cool. You don't even need to give me credit for the idea. Just give me lots of money, and a free iTome.

Koran Blue
Ok, I know that shady shit happens during interogations, but why would you do anything that would give validity to the various groups proclaiming America's desire to destroy Islam and Arab culture. Why give people who are willing to die for the honor of defending their faith, more reason to believe we're attacking all they hold sacred.
And to top it all off, Newsweek, not Al Jazzera or some Islamic state-run news channel, uncovered that investigations of Guantanamo Bay. Which according the Newsweek found that interrogators "had placed Korans on toilets, and in at least one case flushed a holy book down the toilet."
Maybe the heat is getting to the interrogators.

Modern Day Slavery
This article is just a reminder of the ongoing plight of women and children around the world. It's a story as old at time, but if we have a war on drugs, we can have a war on global slavery. Here's the quick, Some 12.3 million people are enslaved worldwide, and according to The International Labour Organization, their labor generates profits of over $30,000,000,000. That's too many zeros!

Polio Outbreak in Yemen a US plot?
Yemen is seeing an outbreak of Polio. How did this happen? Well, Nigerians decided to boycott the polio vaccine. To be more precise, Islamic clerics in Nigeria's Kano region had said the vaccines were part of a Western plot to make Muslim women infertile.
Islmaic clerics led the ban in Kano, and since Islmaic clerics trump Western Educated Doctors, there's an outbreak of Polio in Africa, and it's being spread, by migrant workers and Islamic pilgrims to Yemen.
Following the ban began in 2003 now sixteen previously polio-free countries have reported new cases. The ban is over, and the Nigeria president was in Kano, personally innoculating the daughter of Kano's governor.
Hopefully, Allah blesses her with many strong, polio-free children. But if she turns out to be infertile, the Ismalic clerics can tell the World Health Organization, I told you so.

Iraqis feel the blunt of the insurgents wrath
More death. But is it the sign of a final, last, this-is-the-end-for-real-this-time, spasm of violence as the insurrgents see their cause finding less support among the majority of Iraqis? Everytime there's a surge in violence they say the insurrgents are seeing an end to their resistance, so this violance is a final lashing out.

Money for Troops has hidden immigration legislation attached. The 'Real ID' act, isn't as creepy Big Brother, as some steps states have taken to sidestep right to privacy when you get a drivers license. In Georgia and many other states, your finger prints are encoded on your id. No, you can't take the 5th. But despite how much our troops need the $86 billion our states don't need another tangled roll of red tape to buy. Reports vary from 100-500 million dollars that it will take each state to institute the Real Id act, but if you thought waiting in line at the DMV sucked before, look out.

Low Brow

Amazing Race For Bets Ended in March
According to the off-shore betting website, Sportsbook.com, Uchenna and Joyce Agu's Tuesday night victory on "The Amazing Race" was a sure thing. Back in March, the site recieved a flood of the maxium $500 bets on the couple from bettors in LA and Boston. Good to know if you ever have an office pool, that a quick check to the bookie will give you the edge.

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise
Tom and Katie. At least, she's not too tall. And if you saw a certain movie, her assets are firm and substantially ample.

Home Alone 4
Sure, I slept in his bed. Yeah, he's the one that first called me and asked to be my friend. Yeah he's odd, but no he never touched me.

Culkin's the one on the right. He turned out just fine after sleeping in Micheal's bed.

Renee and Kenny
Renee and Kenny married on a beach. Without the press. But here's the picutres. So it's almost like you were there.

Paula Abdul Freaks Out
Appearantly Paula can't handle the pressure of performing live. I wonder what Simon would say?

Uni Brow

New German Pope Likes German Beer. Sterotypes Continue
While still a cardinal, Pope Benny the 16 pack endorsed a local Stuttgart beer. Now there's a truck with 185 gallons of blessed brew on it's way to the Vatican. Prost!

A Classic Black Dress Causes An Uproar
Kerry Lofy thought he'd help out his gay friend, and do it will a sense of humor, by becoming his friend's prom date, complete with a borrowed black spaghetti-strap dress, a new blond wig, and blue earrings he got from Goodwill.
As I see it, the school was wrong to ban this harmless jester from the dance. But after he changed into a leisure suit, and allowed to enter, Lofy went too far by stripping during a dance contest.
Not that I'm against nudity, or strippers, but when "the man" has got it out for you don't keep pushing him?they'll just end up fining your bare ass.

Jesus Christ, you've got to be too old to drive.
Jesus Christ, the 50 year old from D.C. is having trouble getting a new license in West Virginia. Why, you may ask. Well, despite having a social security card, and a D.C. driver's license in with that name, the DMV in W. Virginia is requiring Mr. Christ to present his birth certificate to prove his legal name.
Well, when Mr. Christ changed his name from Peter Robert Phillips Jr. to Jesus Christ 15 years ago as an act of faith, the courts refused to issue an new birth certificate do to the outrage his name might cause. So, the courts are protecting Jesus from any undo persecution that might arise from his new name. That really defeats the point doesn't it? Mr. Christ picked the name of a man who sacrificed his life for what he believed (see Mel Gibson's christ blood fest). Why not let this man recieve at least some eyebrow raises when he get's a speeding ticket.

One dumbass can shut down our government faster than an entire Capitol Building full of dumbasses. . Ironically, while the legislature debates the Filibuster a single prop Cessna, stalls progress just as well.

The face of Tut
Wanna see what a dead prince looks like? Oddly enough, the French verison looks thinner than the U.S. scientists' model. Even our forensics models are obese.

Kenyan first lady doesn't take lip from a cameraman
The First Lady of Kenya might go to jail for slapping a rude cameraman. May the spirit of Lady Di protect her from the paparazzi.

Don't Show Your Junk To the Riot Squad

Police are well-known to have power-issues. Probably because either their father didn't play catch with them enough, or due to an excessively small zabb.


Which is the precise reason, you never, ever, ever, dance naked in front of a bunch of underendowed cops in riot gear.

It's just a really fucking bad idea.

The Great Pants Debate

Apparently there's a movement to depant America.



official 'No Pants Day' has come, and past.



But the cause is growing.

This group, the New York State Epantsipation League, is informing the world about the woes befallen mankind due to pants.

Their crest:



But this group is not alone in their quest.

I discovered this grassroots movement to rid man- and woman-kind of the burden of trousers, from my blig blog DataWhat? (which also has this link to an interview with Strong Bad on npr).

On that site, I discovered this woman (oddly, named cardigangirl—a lover of sweaters but not pants...hmmm).

Her blog, Irony Is The New White Belt, also claims to be on the forefront of the anti-pant movement (Ironically her blog's name would lead one to believe that belt holding items, such as pants, would be welcomed. But then again, for the sake of irony, she disavowals, her need for legged, beltloops).

It seems depanting is everywhere, and it's causing people to wonder, "why?"

A recent unpanting preformed by this nyc improve group, led people to ask, "what they were protesting", or "who was being punk'd?"

Pants have become such and part of our lives, that the absence of pants is must be more than a personal statement of freedom from the articles of clothing themselve, or at least that's what the passangers of this train intially, thought.



So, to my friends, I ask. To pants or not to pants?

And doesn't it really fucking matter?

Your Mom's Starfish

Wow. There's not much I can say about this video from "Cracked Out" than I wish I had heard about this before Mother's Day.

Oh, Yes. My Armies Will Come Fully Equipped With This

Solar backpacks, to charge the iPods and PSPs of my army. Of course, on a day like today my troops would slow to a grinding halt, just like a panzer in the middle of a Russian winter.

But on a nice, clear day. My bag toting warriors will rock the world. Now all we need is a solarpowered fannie pack for my special forces.

Everyone did this today.

Ok, not everyone did Drew Barrymore while she was pretending to be the victim of several debilitating strokes. This isn't heaven or anything.
But today I discovered I'm like a celebrity. Not the wealthy, cool clothes, murder rap acquittal type of similarities, but after visiting blinkorama I realized we all have something in common with the rich and famous.

Coming Soon To A T-Shirt Near You

mybeliefsystem
Originally uploaded by kilgoretrout79.

Oh, yeah. I'm going all merch on yo ass. I've got like two people who visit my blog, but does that keep me from coming up with crap to sell. Hell no.

If You Live In Boston. You Should Spend Time In Flour

Wood is such a gift.
Fire, toothpicks, shade, paper, chairs, tables, rocking chairs (which I guess technically are cover in the ‘chair’ category but I feel they deserve their own distinctive label), and tinkertoys. Really, wood is amazing.
Almost as cool as kids.


“We found one. Mommy, we found one,” they scream, their little lungs full of pride.
Mom follows them to the table after picking up the two baskets from the counter. Jam covered faces beaming as they climb up the wood seats, propping themselves up on their knees to reach the basket that was quickly emptied of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and of course the cookies. Mom tries the best she can to encourage them to use their ‘inside voices.’ But it’s hard even for an adult, such as myself, to restrain from shouting with joy when a table opens up here at Flour.
The food draws us all here. Med students from the New England Medical Center down the street sit perched over lasagnas and text books (books that surely cost a fortune and the lasagna is too good to pass up despite the possibility of sauce and cheese dripping off a fork and permanently obscuring the inner working of the spleen); while young professionals share a communal table with an older woman with a designer filled walk-in closet.
The dinner rush is on, and I’ve camped out here since two. I’m beginning to feel selfish, like I’ve absorbed more than my share of coffee and the smell of freshly baked pastries. But none of the staff here seem to mind, they refill my coffee cup with a smile, as they quickly take orders of those standing in line, one-eye hawking out the next available open chair.



Flour is located at 1595 Washington St in Boston's South End.

Here are some directions

Want To Kick Your Mother in The Face?

I know Mother's Day is on the Horizon, but this clip told me that the story it tells is so sweet, I'll want to kick my mom in the face.
I pinched an old lady's ass instead.

Watch and see how Ninja Jeopardy effects you.

First We Let Them Vote...

...and now this.

What is this spinning magical spaceship you ask...well it's the Magic Cone.
And what's sooo Magical about a cardboard cone women can shove against their vula to enable them to pee standing up?
Well, lots of things.

Like it 'magically' causes women to piss on the toilet seat. Which makes other women 'magically' disgusted at sight of said toilet seat. And to keep from doing something that is gross and unsanitary (the ammonia in urine probably makes the seat more sanitary than the nasty sink knob that everyone touches when they're hands get really dirty), they go buy a box of Magic Cones, follow the simple instructions, and Magically these cardboard penises fly off the shelves faster than condoms at an orgy.



A public restroom can be really gross, but a cardboard pseudo-phallus is definitely gross.

(I'd like to give credit to my newest bligblog bligblog means addictive blog. I just made that up. Everyone start using it I found that and some of my other favorite things on it)

Craft is the new crack.

You like making ironic shit. Well then get it on. I made a kick ass wallet out of an old shower curtain. But what I really want to make is this.



Wicked awesome. It's a boombox computer case. Hells yeah.

Oh, here some mo' craft type wizzard shit.

For Every Pound You're Overweight, donate a buck to the Hungry.

Like my new white ribbon. Yeah you do. It looks nice doesn't it. And it's so going to help save the world.

It's some UK thing to end poverty. You know, all the poor starving people we try to ignore everyday. Them.

I may not be a Brit, but I think us Fat Ass Americans can help the hungry too.

Just think of the Billions of dollars Americans spend each year trying to lose weight. Of course most of this money is spent on quick fix crap.

It's sick and twisted to think American's are DYING at a substainal rate do to obesity, while hundreds of thousands look the cast of "Survior Dauchau".


I don't care if it's number 2 or number 7 on the leading causes of death, but come the FUCK ON. We are fighting wars in two countries, and obesity is killing thousands!

It's fucking disgusting. We spend 48 billion on diet crap. Last year we spent almost 12 million on plastic surgery and shit. Poverty shouldn't be an issue.

Oh, wait. I forgot fags are trying to get married. Well, I can see we have more important society problems to solve before we get to the poor, stracving children. My fucking bad.

David Cross, yeah...I saw him drinking. At a bar.

David Cross, is a funny funny man. Why is he so funny? Well because our world is so fucked up.

He points out thinks such as this article about Marines being asked to pray for Bush. Cause he's the one driving around in inadequately armored humvees. Oh, wait...no he's not. He's the one holding hands with the Prince of Saudi Arabia as he pledges to turn old miltary bases into oil refineries. And here we thought he was using the army to invade countries with oil. He's really trying to kill off all the soldiers he can so we can drill for oil in their old barracks back home.

God Save The Idiot.

Apparently David Cross lives in the East Village, and if you ask him...he saw some drunk guys very noticeably walk by several times to make sure it was him.

it was.

5 out of 5 drunks verified it.

Oh, Norm. Oh Yes! Oh, YES.

Celebs are fun. But people pretending to be C-, maybe C+ stars are the best.

Mmmmm, Scabs.

Ow you taste good.This is the pinnacle in wound healing technology. Especially when you get mauled by a wild boar, while killing it with your bare hands. It's a tiny little, "fuck you wild boar. This is what I think of you and your tusked kind."

This are also the perfect way for the young, rebellious Muslim to flagrantly turn his nose up at his parents repressive grip on his life, without needlessly pissing off Allah.