Monday, May 02, 2005

Mmmmm, Scabs.



Ow you taste good.This is the pinnacle in wound healing technology. Especially when you get mauled by a wild boar, while killing it with your bare hands. It's a tiny little, "fuck you wild boar. This is what I think of you and your tusked kind."

This are also the perfect way for the young, rebellious Muslim to flagrantly turn his nose up at his parents repressive grip on his life, without needlessly pissing off Allah.

2 Comments:

Blogger Barrie said...

it's funny i'm the only one that comments on your thing.

i just looked at the website, and i found the perfect thing for you when you ever get a job. the pirate lunchbox!!! i almost want to buy it for you, but i'm too poor and i actually have one of those job thingys.

2:11 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

Good Blogging Carl.

I just discovered you were here, and you've inspired me to get back to my sad little blog. And don't feel bad. Nobody ever comments on mine either. Once in while, I get a random Barrie comment.

Thanks for the help earlier. You Rock.
Kelly

4:12 PM  

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