Gamers Thumb Be Gone

Finally, an end to blistering thumbs from too much San Andreas. All it took was some US chip guys and some Russian brain guys to drink enough Vodka together and then come up with this.

It's a non-invasive nueral sensor, and it's coming soon to cellphone companies in China, and maybe a gaming system near you.

At last, video game will take no physical effort at all. So really fat guys with really big head are going to rule the world.



Ain't technology swell.