Save Toby Before The Fame Gets To Him and He Starts A $10,000 a day Coke Habit.
Is it a prank?
Or just a profitable rip off of the infamous National Lampoon magazine cover.
No points for originallity by being on the internet either. According to various sources. There was a similar site in Europe awhile back about a bunny named Bernd. It spawned a few Free Bernd sites, including this one which, according to the muesum of hoaxes, (I must rely on their insight because the site's in german and Anja is out of town) a few well armed club girls we're planning an armed rescue of the rabbit.
side note to P.C. friends, one of them looks alarmingly like Crazy Rachel
The Urbanlegends site (see link "Is it a prank?"), has followed the money trail and insists that paypal isn't helping their cause anymore, but the pages has been updated to sell more shirts and I'm sure any shortcommings from the loss of a paypal account is more than overcome by the fat check from Google Ads they're sure to get.
So even if it's perfectly legal to eat your own rabbit, it pays to brag about it for a few months before you do it.
I for one, say that the money raised should be used to open a chain of bunny meat restuarants across the U.S.
Toby's Place would become THE hottests, and most ironic place to eat. They'd become fucking Billgillionaires...and Toby could escape into hidding and live on a mountain of coke, fucking starlets all day long.
Or just a profitable rip off of the infamous National Lampoon magazine cover.
No points for originallity by being on the internet either. According to various sources. There was a similar site in Europe awhile back about a bunny named Bernd. It spawned a few Free Bernd sites, including this one which, according to the muesum of hoaxes, (I must rely on their insight because the site's in german and Anja is out of town) a few well armed club girls we're planning an armed rescue of the rabbit.
side note to P.C. friends, one of them looks alarmingly like Crazy Rachel
The Urbanlegends site (see link "Is it a prank?"), has followed the money trail and insists that paypal isn't helping their cause anymore, but the pages has been updated to sell more shirts and I'm sure any shortcommings from the loss of a paypal account is more than overcome by the fat check from Google Ads they're sure to get.
So even if it's perfectly legal to eat your own rabbit, it pays to brag about it for a few months before you do it.
I for one, say that the money raised should be used to open a chain of bunny meat restuarants across the U.S.
Toby's Place would become THE hottests, and most ironic place to eat. They'd become fucking Billgillionaires...and Toby could escape into hidding and live on a mountain of coke, fucking starlets all day long.
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