First We Let Them Vote...

...and now this.

What is this spinning magical spaceship you ask...well it's the Magic Cone.
And what's sooo Magical about a cardboard cone women can shove against their vula to enable them to pee standing up?
Well, lots of things.

Like it 'magically' causes women to piss on the toilet seat. Which makes other women 'magically' disgusted at sight of said toilet seat. And to keep from doing something that is gross and unsanitary (the ammonia in urine probably makes the seat more sanitary than the nasty sink knob that everyone touches when they're hands get really dirty), they go buy a box of Magic Cones, follow the simple instructions, and Magically these cardboard penises fly off the shelves faster than condoms at an orgy.



A public restroom can be really gross, but a cardboard pseudo-phallus is definitely gross.

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