Today Is Fine

There's a time when you look around you and everything is perfect. The wind, the buildings, the shape of your face.



But then you look back and everyone is laughing at your perfect day.

and you feel like a fool for enjoying it.



and that's a shitty way to feel when you've got a sinus infection.

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Haikus are the bomb
Phat poems. Tiny stanzas.
575 rules!

Gamers Thumb Be Gone

Finally, an end to blistering thumbs from too much San Andreas. All it took was some US chip guys and some Russian brain guys to drink enough Vodka together and then come up with this.

It's a non-invasive nueral sensor, and it's coming soon to cellphone companies in China, and maybe a gaming system near you.

At last, video game will take no physical effort at all. So really fat guys with really big head are going to rule the world.



Ain't technology swell.

Talk to The finger! No really, it's ringing.

They call it Technojewelry. They being of course the keepers of the gadget flame, Engadget.

This is slightly less invasive than the speaker skull I heard about a few years ago. Basically a Cochlear implant, a non-implant version is available in Japan now (go figure).

This is redefines, 'crafty'.

This is a crochet Vagina tampon bag. Becki Lee, the woman behind the needles at Crochetmycrotch.com calls it, "The World's Least Subtle Tampon Case."

I think it's pure genius.

Walmart should be carrying these, they're way cooler than that Billy the Talking Bass (not to mention useful).

I'm not a woman or a pothead, but if I were. I'd keep my weed and my dry-weave in there.

I can't even type I'm laughing so hard.
That is one funny orafice!

oh, jesus!

She need to crochet a cock-shaped dildo cozie. I hope she's working on it.

IF you like things like this, you'll love everything you find at Crafalicious!.

It's all the fun crafty stuff, but with an odd, I'm cross-stiching "a home sweet burning orphanage", kind a way.

Girls, I'm Sorry, But James Dean Is Dead...oh and Gay.

Not gay like happy, but gay like Rock Hudson.

According to this article in the Guarrdian, James Dean was obviously a gay man. Not that it makes a difference, but I'm sure thousands of teenaged girls are crushed. These are the girls that fall in love with James Dean, John Lennon, and Jim Morrison when they're 15.

The fact that these men are dead don't seem to dissuade these corpse loving teeny boppers. But now that James Dean is both Dead AND Gay. Well, it's going to be just a little bit harder for the girls to justifiy their infatuation with this dead boy.

Run Bitch, I need To Watch Some Cartoons.

Thanks to technology, big brothers can use younger sibblings to get their Pokemon fix.

This Article shows a new invention which limits a child's tv time to the amount of steps the young couch spud took during the day.

which quickly will cause older brothers to force their sibblings to run on treadmills so they can sit around and watch Jackass!

Unhappy Slap

England's teens not mature enough for camera phones. They call is 'happy slapping.' Basically you run up and slap some random person, while your friends take a picture of the act with a camera phone.

Recently, a cancer patient had her head repeatedly slaped as the teens chanted, "slaphead, slaphead."

The real problem about this teenaged fad is when one of these kids slaps the wrong guy, that beats the crap out of, or stabs the kid.

Then, the real legal problems start.