Sprung!

Finally, it feels like Spring here in Boston, but I can't enjoy it because my face is melting from the heat. I never would have thought this could ever happen to me, I was born in Miami, (concieved during a summer thunderstrowm in Key West according to my Dad).
I should be impervious to the effects of 70 degree sunshine. But today, my face is melting.
Luckily my hat is so cool, and it's brim provides such wonderful shade, that my eyes and brain are saved (at least temporarily) from the liquifying effects of Spring.
On the upside, my runny nose is no longer a noticable problem now that my nose has melted away with my chin.