Remote Control Bomb Sniffing Rats

Science will save us from the terrorists!

Ok, why do cops and scientists get to have ALL the fun. I had RC cars as a kid. They were awesome for the 20 minutes you could use them before the batteries had to be recharged. And that's if you had ni-cad batteries. If you didn't, your parents stoped feeding your RC car's battery habit about a week after your birthday.

But now scientists and cops have RC Rats. I bet you can run those things for weeks without feeding them much of anything.

And the best part about these rats is you can turn on and off their sense of smell! Why can't I have that option. I just flip a switch and bolding walk into the gas station bathroom, taking deep breaths like I'm in a field of lavendar.

Forget Code Brown. That's an out dated and flawed system. I want the on/off switch to my nose.